YES WE CAN! BOOZE ZEIGEN DAS WIR WAS VERTRAGEN! JA NE IS KLAR!

HARRY WAS BACK IN TOWN!!!!OLE OLE FOR "AVATAR" AND 3-D

X-MAS PARTY FROM WORK THE FIRST

BS X-MAS 09

LAST CHRISTMAS I GAVE....OOPS WRONG TEXT WEIHNACHTSMARKT IN BRAUNSCHWEIG

BOOZE GOT ME BACK!!!

X-MAS IN BS ( THAT´S FOR BRAUNSCHWEIG ) 2009 SCHICHT A INDA HOUSE-ÄH OUT DA HOUSE ( ICH WOLLTE JA INS KINO ) AUSSERDEM WAR VIDEOTAG IN SALDER!!!!:-)

X-MAS PARTY FROM WORK THE THIRD-DON´T WORRY I WAS THE DRIVER ( IF THIS MAKES YOU FEELIN BETTER) JA GÜNTHER ISCH WEISS MEHR DEUTSCH ( WAR ABER ALLE NACHER FRÜHSCHICHT!!!)

FEELING LUCKY PUNK? QUOTE DANE COOK AT "MY BEST FRIENDS GIRL" "A LOT OF TALENT HERE!!! SHE WILL BE A SCUBER DIVER" MHH HOW MANY SANTA CLAUS GIGS WILL COST ME THIS PIC?

X-MAS PARTY FROM WORK THE SECOND-BOWL ON DUDERINO

NOW I´M GETTING REVENGE WITH THIS BAAAAD DOG NIKKI WHO BITES ME ( SUCCER) HERE IS MY SILVER-BULLET-MY HIT "MAN" NO UNO!!!!

ROBERT ON THE BEACH ( OR IN THE BEACH-CAUSE HE´S IN A HOLE-LIKE HIS DAD WHEN HE´S SQUATING ) :-)

GRHHH NIKKI-A LIL DAWG FROM THE HOOD ( SALZGITTER SALDER) SAID HELLO TO ME ON A SUNNY DAY-ONLY WITH LESS WORDS!!!!! :-(

DANKE DU KLEINER S O B-GRHHHHH :-(

MRS SARAH JESSICA PARKER-SHOOTING "SEX N DA CITY DOS" AND CAUSING A SMALL TRAFFIC JAM WITH THE FANS AND PRESS!!!

CIAO BELLA-GREAT SEEING YOU-EVEN FOR THIS SHORT TIME-LIKE 47 MIN AND 34 SECS ( NOT THAT I´M COUNTING) YOUR SIX EYE

HOLY MOLY-I´M SHAKEN!!!! BEFORE MY NY VACATION I SAW AGAIN AND AGAIN N AGAIN 007 "CASINO ROYAL" N "QUANTUM" VESPER 4 LIFE!!! AND I MET THE COOL NICE MR.CRAIG-YESSSSSS

JOHNNY Mc 09-NJ INDAHOUSE

WHO´S THE COOLES? YI-PI-KAY-YEE MOMOS

GUESS WHO´S BACK AT LETTERMAN? MAYBE THE G O A T?

NO WONDER THE LADY´S LOVE COOL JAMES!!!! NCIS LA REPRESENT

THANX FOR SIGNING L L COOL J

CAN´T BUY ME LOVE!!!! BUT FUN IN A GLAS-FOUND IT IN A DRAFT BUD OF CASA DEL HOOTERS-AHUUU DON´T DRINK AND DRIVE-BUT THEN AGAIN AHM SOBER THEN ONE WEEK-I THINK ON MY SECOND DAY IN U S AND A I HAD MORE BOOZE THAN IN DOS MONTH IN GOOD OLE GERMANY-KIND OF REHAB NOW FOR MAH LIVER-AND I DIDN´T START THE AMY W.: NO NO NO-REHAB THINK( EVEN I KNOW I´M SOUNDING LIKE I´M MATRIX-RELOADED WITH BREWSKIS N MARGARITHAS) ONLY THINK IS I´M GETTING SAD NOW ON WILD WEDNESDAYS CAUSE IT´S MARGARITA MANIA-AND DON´T FORGET THE GREAT FROZEN MAG´S AT 5 BORROS QUEENS BEST MEX IN NYC-BY DA WAY ON TV IS "FOUR BROTHERS" MARK WAHLBERG ANDRE 3000 THE GREAT TERRANCE HOWARD

CIAO CARLO-WHAT A PLEASURE SEEING YOU AGAIN-GO FOR THE NEW YORK PRO 202 2010-YOU CAN DO IT!!!! AND THANX FOR THE PASTA :-)

THE FUNNY GREAT HODA-AIN´T SHE COOL? TWO YEARS OR SO I WAS IN HER TODAY SHOW-SHE HAD GUESTS AND SOME OF THE STUFF WAS KIND OF RUDE BUT HODA WAS THE COOLEST N FUNNIEST-AIII

HOORAY FOR TWO OF THE NICEST FUNNIEST AND SEXIEST LADYS ON TV AT N-B-C KATHY LEE G

HOORAY FOR OLLYWOOD AND NY AND MOST DEF FOR HOOTERS

LIFE IS GOOOOD AT HOOOOTERS

MR NICHOLAS SRARKS AT BARNES N NOBELS-HOLY MOLY IT´S THE FOURTH TIME I MET HIM-THANX B AND N

MR "NOTEBOOK" HIMSELF INDA HOUSE...ÄHM LIKE ALI G OUTDAHOUSE

SPEAKING OF NICE GUYS-HE IS MAYBE THE NICEST AUTHER EVER-MR NICHOLAS SPARKS-PEOPLE WAITING IN A LINE FOR HIS BOOKSIGNING AND HE´S COMING OUT TO MEET THEM BEFORE IT´S START!!! LAST TIMT IN NY-IT WAS SO CROWDED THAT THERE WAS NO TIME FOR PICS-SO HE TOLD PEOPLE TO MEET HIM LATER OUTSIDE FOR FOTOS!!!! GREAT

HERE IS MY VACATION BUDDY WHOM I MET IN MANHATTAN-HE´S FROM OZI-QUASI DOWN UNDER-WHAT A NICE,DOWN TO EARTH GUY

CRY WOOLF-LEADER OF THE PACK-OF THE UNSHAVED!

WHAT A GREAT NICE GUY-MATT DAMON ( NOW I FEEL KIND OF SORRY FOR YELLING "MATT DAMON" SOUTH PARK-"TIMMI" STYLE :-(

BOURNE I D 4 JASON MET HIS LONG LOST BRO!!!! ME YEAH BABY- MY NAME IS OLLI BOURNE-AGENT SIMPLE JACK!!!!

SARA JESSICA PARKER INDA HOUSE-OR CITY-YOU KNOW WITH THE SEX N APPLE MARTINIS!!!!

COOL-RAN INTO THE LADY´S OF SEX N THE CITY DOS!!! HERE COMES THE BRIDE

I´M SHOVING THIS F@ §$% G BALL UP YOUR F@....... THROAT-LEARNED NEW STUFF FOR THE TENNIS CURSING MATCH WITH ROBERT-WE EVEN PULLED A McENROE LIKE " YOU CAN´T BE SERIOUS!!!!!" GOT FREAKING SHOULDER PAIN !!!! SO KARMA STRIKES BACK EARLY

I´M ON YOUR SIDE SERENA!

WHO´S BAD? EVEN WITH A 70 PORNO ´STACH?

SHAKEN,NOT STIRRED

AINT HE NICE?

BOYZ OF BROADWAY

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HOORAY FOR OLLYWOOD-HUGH JACKMAN AND DANIEL CRAIG ON BROADWAY!!! X-MAS COMES EARLY FOR MOVIE-FANS IN NY!!!!

HERE COMES THE BRIDE!!!! THE ONE AND ONLY KIM CATRELL-MET HER AT THE PLAZA,THEY WERE SHOOTING ROCKY FIVE-THOUSAND!?! OOPS I MEAN SEX AND THE CITY TWO-SHE WAS SO FRIENDLY

SARAH J PARKER INDA HOUSE-ODER INDA CITY( SEX AND THE CITY DOS) REMINDS ME MY DIET STARTS ON MONDAY-ÄH TOMORROW

WHAT A FREAKING GREAT VACATION AGAIN IN U S of A-AND IT´S OVER AGAIN TO FAST-THANX EVERYBODY

HOLA ELLA-WHAT A PLEASURE MEETING YOU-WHAT A LUCKY HUSBAND SHE HAS IN AFRIKA